A Considerate Tattoo...

Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in thehell have you been?"

Fred replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head indisdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar billtattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly,instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want..."