80 THINGS ABOUT ME
1. I have two birthdays
2. My family pronounces my name wrong
3. I have to crack my neck several times a day
4. I finished high school in three years
5. I live in Vegas and don’t know how to play poker, baccarat, craps or roulette
6. I’ve met Michael Jackson’s father
7. The President of the Dominican Republic attended my high school
8. My college yearbook says I have a Masters in Economics not a BA
9. I have never ever done any kind of illegal drugs.
10. I have only gotten drunk three times in my life
11. I became a wine lover after watching the movie Sideways
12. I have worked from home for five years
13. I hate stupid and narrow-minded people
14. I have no problem with people being gay as long as I’m not affected by it
15. I am catholic but have questioned God’s existence many times
16. I love tropical fruits such as guava, passion fruit and mango
17. I was physically abused on a regular basis until age 14
18. I still resent my father for it
19. I watch Oprah and The Golden Girls all the time
20. I hate scary movies
21. I have talked with Harrison Ford
22. I think it’s important to have a gun but I’m too scared to own one
23. I was told I had skin cancer when I didn’t
24. I have never cheated
25. I never want to live in New York again
26. I planned on moving to Atlanta but found that racism is very much alive there
27. I have gained 50 pounds in the last five years
28. I have back problems, liver problems, skin problems and head problems
29. I owe more than a million dollars in real estate
30. I have no credit card or car debt
31. Everyday I think about friends I left behind six years ago
32. I have no criminal record
33. I’m sorry that my soul is not as clean as it used to be
34. I have become very critical of people who do wrong in my eyes. I don’t like it
35. I used to be a procrastinator. I still am some times
36. I once was setup and accused of robbery when I wasn’t even there
37. I dream about fish or fishing on a regular basis
38. I collect books from the 1700’s
39. I once had a hermaphrodite piglet
40. I’m convinced I won’t live to age 65 due to health
41. I once pretended I was wheelchair bound at an airport
42. I joined the army but backed out at the last minute
43. I can’t tolerate noisy music
44. As a teen I went through classical and country music phases
45. I don’t have any tattoos or piercing
46. I trained to be an auxiliary police officer
47. I unsuccessfully started my own business at 18
48. I call my parents mami and papi
49. I go to a depression support group to feel better after listening to others feel worse
50. I swam with dolphins
51. I can’t drink coffee
52. I can’t stand Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie, Pam Anderson or Jennifer Lopez
53. I think Bush is causing the US permanent damage
54. I envy people who have many good friends
55. I was voted most likely to succeed in high school
56. I have been to twelve different countries
57. I played volleyball and bowling in high school, badly but I played
58. I buy books all the time but never read them completely
59. I have no faith in politicians, salespeople or celebrities
60. I hate people who steal or harm children
61. I hate Reggaeton music
62. I have been a teacher
63. I have been a vegetarian
64. If I have a son I will name him Henry
65. I’m a nomad. I have moved 6 times in less than 6 years
66. I hate women with large fake boobs
67. I have no respect for people who enjoy wrestling
68. Learning to drive stick shift has been in my new years resolutions several years
69. I think Faith Hill and Nicole Kidman are two of the most beautiful women
70. I have a tenant who used to be a mermaid
71. I have two older sisters who I wish lived closer to me
72. I am an organ donor
73. I made two slices of my right index finger with a ham slicing machine
74. If I had three wishes come true, I’d ask for: health, money and 3 more wishes
75. I once took photos that put gang members in jail
76. My relationship with my best friend changed after arguments at the Grand Canyon
77. I have never seen Gone with the Wind or Casa Blanca
78. My doctor says I’m pretty close to getting diabetes
79. I lived in NYC for 13 years and never went to the Statue of Liberty
80. I never had a teddy bear as a child
posted by henry siteber at 2:58 PM
7 Comments:
Hey Man,
I like the blog. I will make sure I come here and check out your latest :)
By the way, does 'mapito' mean anything other than spanglish for small mop to you?
Woah, that's a long list, but there's a bunch of stuff on it that I agree with 100% ... especially hating reggaeton (what the hell is that crap anyway) and watching Oprah and The Golden Girls, I've hated scary movies ever since I was traumatized by NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3 at the tender age of 9, #77 for which my coworkers crucify me for ... but dude, you're screwed on #29...
I read the whole thing...hmmmm...all i wanna know now is, why do you get to have to birthdays and I only get to have one?
Annush, I have two birthdays because my papers in La Capital were processed wrong when I was getting my visa to come to the US. So now I have my real birthday and a legal birthday thats on paper.
Awesome post. You've inspired me to write some things about me...I don't know if 80 will be the number, but we'll see...I felt like numbers 3, 13, 14,15,19, 22, 33,34, 35, 43, 48, 52, 53, 59, 60, 61, 67, 69, 74, 80 were written by me!!!
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